1. THE GEEK CALENDAR 2014 IS FREE AND NOT FOR SALE. If I find you selling it, I will burn the heart out of you.
You can download it (yes, page by page) and print it out just for personal use. (it is about 32x40 cm).
2. If you don't recognize any of the characters, look through the comments below the pics. Somebody defenitely already did it for you.